Darcy's Umbrella

It seems you've stumbled upon quite the hidden little section of the website. Well as long as you're here, we'll let you in on a secret. This is the top of the Internet. That's right. You've gone all the way up through the dregs and plumbing. You've seen some pretty awful things along the way, I'm sure, but now there's nothing to fear. You're at the top. In that case, there's really no need for an umbrella is there? Or is there?